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A Completely Made Up Story in Honor of Spring Break

March 10, 2011

Once upon a time in the early 2000’s there was a girl who loved nothing more than to hear two little words… Spring. Break. Yes, those words brought an unimaginable amount of joy to her happy little heart. It also probably brought an unimaginable amount of alcohol into her bloodstream, but I wouldn’t know. This is a story, remember? That’s just me taking a wild guess.

In fact, most of the time she’d gather a group of friends and plan a weeklong trip to some exotic location where I’m sure drinking games were played. Possibly, cruise ships were boarded. I’m going to even go out on a limb and say that makeshift poles were danced upon. (I’m just guessing here, people.) Fully clothed, though. Well, partially clothed. The girls were on a cruise ship and I’m assuming they were in bikinis of some sort. That is until, maybe,  a security guard showed up and took the girls’ pool cleaner (I’m betting that was the pole) away from them.

I’m betting they went to places like Carlos and Charlie’s and drank those giant fruity drinks that would be sure to give anyone over the age of 27 some serious regret. Not because of the alcohol, but because they’re disgusting and fruity drinks are for amateurs. Chances are that the only time these kids weren’t partying was when they were sleeping and that was only at the minimum. There’s probably a chance that someone was high-fived for drinking straight Bacardi 151 without realizing what it was. These days I bet that person looks back and just shakes her head because, really? That stuff is pretty much gasoline.

Oh how times have changed. These days those kids probably have kids of their own, wives/husbands and spend the majority of their vacations in places like Disney World or more family friendly areas.  But still, I bet they look back on those old pictures and smiles might creep across their faces and then possibly a sigh of relief because, man, they are REALLY glad this was before the time of digital cameras.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. jstylee90 permalink
    March 10, 2011 12:13 pm

    These people sound like hooligans.

  2. March 10, 2011 12:58 pm

    This post makes me laugh so hard. I totally forgot about the 151. And wasn’t she is some random persons room when she did it? Just walked in and turned but the bottle. Awesome.

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