The Scoop On Yours Truly

It’s me, Whitney. Most of you already know me from my billion other sites that are no longer in existence but in case you don’t, I’ll give you a quick rundown. Ready?

My daughter, Evie, is my favorite person in the world. I love Hazlenut Iced Coffees from McDonalds. I rub my feet together to fall asleep at night. I’m a Christian but don’t go to church nearly as much as I should. I’ve had the same best friend for 28 years (let’s call her Em). I love the beach but won’t get in the ocean. I’m terrified of spiders and sharks. I have an embarrassing love for cheesy sci-fi movies. I’ll never love a tv show more than I loved The OC, although Scrubs comes a close second. I’m a jeans and tshirt kind of girl. I love to dance around in my kitchen when I’m home alone and I’m a single mom.

My ex (JC) and I got divorced when Evie was a year old. He’s a great guy, a great father and we’re still really good friends. I have nothing bad to say about him. However, sometimes you might hear me complain about being a single mom because HELLO, it’s hard. But I manage.

I have a boyfriend, Mike, who manages to make me laugh on a daily basis, cheer me up when I’m sad and loves me and my daughter wholeheartedly. I got really lucky with him. I talk about him sometimes and all of our ridiculous adventures together. It mainly consists of us making up What If… stories that have way more detail than any other individual would ever think to include.

I work in a boring old office job by day but I’m able to make it fairly amusing. Sometimes I write stuff on Examiner.com and it’s all pop-culture-y and rainbows over there. (Seriously. Look me up. They give me money when you do.) Sometimes I get really bad about blogging and disappear for a while but you can always, always find me on Twitter.